CAN’T. FUCKING. BREATHE.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCHI DON’T WANNA EAT NO FOOD I WANNA EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS
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25 May 2012 / Reblogged from onesideofanampersand with 9,506 notes
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25 May 2012 / Reblogged from pocketfulofaimee with 143,175 notes
How the fuck are you supposed to know if a cow is a lesbian or not?
24 May 2012 / Reblogged from memewhore with 6,360 notes
and the lion fell in love with the sloth
24 May 2012 / Reblogged from onesideofanampersand with 3,658 notes
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
24 May 2012 / Reblogged from laurarexie with 27,132 notes
